MISCALCULATED ATTEMPTS AT SOMETHING
Chris and Beth sing songs with our voices only. Do you want
to miss it? No, you don't.
The paintings from my past!
2004: A REVIEW FOR YOU
Don't tell anyone, but it's more like a review for me.
Most people just look at the photos, and that's okay by me.
BOOKS I'VE READ LATELY
It is what it is.
Don't get your hopes up.
Have you overheard any good bits of conversation lately? Well,
send them in! I might actually post them! Seriously!
LINK OF THE MONTH
Since November 2000, I've enlightened people each month with
highly relevant links. But then I stopped.
I GOT ID
A look at my visage as seen on ID cards.
I used to entertain myself by writing a fake advice column.
Some of the questions were real, though; I think people liked
the idea of gleaning "wisdom" from someone who was
about their age.
IN SEARCH OF...
Some of the more interesting keywords and phrases that brought
people to dorkist.
LAW OF THE WHIPPY
I was a teenage weirdo.
BAD TITLES FOR BAD
I actually printed this out and framed it.
My first Flash experiment is about a little girl with video-game
THE UNUSED FLASH
I can't imagine that you would actually want to watch this,
but it features a nice Cindy Sherman photo.
An occasionally interesting (but largely disappointing) weblog,
with an early 1980's new wave-y sort of design.