MISCALCULATED ATTEMPTS AT SOMETHING GOOD

WOVO
Chris and Beth sing songs with our voices only. Do you want to miss it? No, you don't.

ART HISTORY
The paintings from my past!

2004: A REVIEW FOR YOU
Don't tell anyone, but it's more like a review for me.

DENMARK JOURNAL
Most people just look at the photos, and that's okay by me.

BOOKS I'VE READ LATELY
It is what it is.

SOME WRITING
Don't get your hopes up.

OVERHEARD
Have you overheard any good bits of conversation lately? Well, send them in! I might actually post them! Seriously!

LINK OF THE MONTH
Since November 2000, I've enlightened people each month with highly relevant links. But then I stopped.

I GOT ID
A look at my visage as seen on ID cards.

ASK BETH
I used to entertain myself by writing a fake advice column. Some of the questions were real, though; I think people liked the idea of gleaning "wisdom" from someone who was about their age.

IN SEARCH OF...
Some of the more interesting keywords and phrases that brought people to dorkist.

LAW OF THE WHIPPY
I was a teenage weirdo.

BAD TITLES FOR BAD ART
I actually printed this out and framed it.

POWER UP
My first Flash experiment is about a little girl with video-game sized hunger.

THE UNUSED FLASH INTRO
I can't imagine that you would actually want to watch this, but it features a nice Cindy Sherman photo.

PITA PARTY
An occasionally interesting (but largely disappointing) weblog, with an early 1980's new wave-y sort of design.